There's a secret room in a secret Dr. Scientist Sounds facility located in a secret dimension... we keep our cool white coats and clipboards in there... along with the time-space barrier. The barrier is dialed in to a very special time and place... a magical era of guitar tones and flourescent green... 1980.

Ahhhh 1980... lawyers are driving Ferraris, legs are being kept warm by special thermal devices, and vacuum tubes are screaming. Or are they? Maybe it's just neat little green boxes that sound like screaming tubes... maybe these boxes are solid-state devices that are emulating the smooth and rich break-up of a vacuum tube amplifier, so pleasing to the ears...

Well, maybe a very sneaky Dr. Scientist Clonerizer was able to discover the secrets of the famous green boxes! But hey... there's no point in making something that's already been made... so we decided to make something that's a better something than that original something that was previously made... and then we decided to call it a WOOFER WAILER!

The Woofer Wailer is an analog overdrive unit that can take your guitar tone from gritty volume boost to fat, crunchy overdrive to loud, crispy distortion... with all kinds of awesome variations in between. With controls for Gain, Treble, and Volume, plus 2 switch-able bass settings and 2 switch-able clipping settings, there are guitar tones in there that quite frankly would blow the mind of a person from 1980... even from 26 years away.