Dwarfcraft has reinvented the internet!  THIS TIME, IT'S ANALOG. 

And you get the complete internet experience with NO COMPUTER REQUIRED!

The Internet is a good old fashioned overdrive pedal, with a footswitchable gain boost, to go from comfy crunch completely nuts!  Gain and volume controls.

Runs on the similarly good old fashioned industry standard 9v center negative power plugger.